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Cum Thief

A girl who takes all your Jizz through means such as Fucking, Sucking or even a cheeky five knuckle Shuffle until you have nothing left to give! (See also Cum Dumpster & Jizz Wizard)
Man 1: I have nothing left to give..
Man 2: Why's that
Man 1: Ended up back at Capri's house last night
Man 2: Ah man! I hear she's a right Cum Thief!
by Fun Time Tigger May 18, 2009
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cum gun

the penis of a young stud, ready to shoot off a wad
She unzipped his pants and slowly pulled out his loaded cum gun.
by Loretta La Rue April 20, 2003
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Cum dumpster

A woman that ingests a lot of sperm.
Hey, isn't thatJenna Jameson, she is a cum dumpster.
by Prion July 12, 2003
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Deafening Cum

You cum in a girl's ear as she is sleeping so when she wakes up and it is dried she can't hear and thinks she is deaf.
Dammit! I have been deafening cummed again! I can't hear!!!!!
by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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Kingda Cum

ejaculating while riding Kingda Ka (the most extreme rollercoaster in the world) at Six Flags Great Adventure & Wild Safari in New Jersey. basically, the most thrilling experience of your life
Mike: Dude! I went to Six Flags this weekend and pulled off a Kingda Cum!
Joe: That's sick bro! I wanna try that sometime!
by y4nk33pr1d3 June 1, 2010
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Daddy cum

When 5 little horny naked boys, put on a hulk fist and dance on their daddy's dick forcing him to burst of 10 gallons of cum
"Wow! Those boys shore no how to Daddy cum
by TheRealRapist69 October 7, 2016
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hard cum

is this cum

yea its hard cum
by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018
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