by dissingAllCars_cuzcan March 13, 2024

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 26, 2025

Lif's birthday
Alex: Happy birthday lif!!!
Lif: but its not my birthday today
Alex: happy birthday lif!!!its December 7
Lif: but its not my birthday today
Alex: happy birthday lif!!!its December 7
by Meow1meow1meow December 7, 2021

If you have heard someone say line "7 game tournament"... Dont take them seriously, they are probably a pendu fan. The biggest competition in the history of sports was called the World cup all the way from 1930-2018. But when Lionel Messi won it with a world class performance, they try to claim its just a 7 game tournament.
Pendu fan - RONALDO IS STILL THE GOAT! A 7 GAME TOURNAMENT WONT CHANGE IT!!!
Me - But the world cup is the biggest and most valueble team trophy you can win...
Pendu fan - NOOOO! THE UCL IS BIGGER!!!
Me - *Walks away
Me - But the world cup is the biggest and most valueble team trophy you can win...
Pendu fan - NOOOO! THE UCL IS BIGGER!!!
Me - *Walks away
by Harpovich December 19, 2023

When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024

by Heyitsj000 July 4, 2019

All the new tiktoks will be gone there will be no 2020 tiktoks also because it will be old tiktoks were bringing back musically
December 7
December 7
by anonymous December 6, 2020
