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Nike Dick

Slang term for Peyronie's disease. Which is a medical condition that causes your penis to be bent.
Richard has a Nike Dick and had to have a penile plication surgery to fix it.
by UroDrPeePee November 8, 2021
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Urban dick

Someone who uses the urban dictionary to an inappropriate extreme
They’re such an urban dick, always using words that’s don’t exist
by MsMaryMack December 20, 2021
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Dick

A name for a man/boy who is caring but strict and will have a lot of children in his future and is loved by many women and very athletic, toned, funny, likeable and lovable person. Also a handsome and bright young person who has a very large penis.
Girl 1: hello nice to meet you.
Girl 2 : hello nice to meet you too.
Girl 1 : and who's this sexy beast.
Girl 2 : ummm... that's my husband , his name is dick.
Girl 1 : yes I can tell because of his sexy body.
by DickDaniels202 February 28, 2017
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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used instead of saying calm down, said when someone is freaking the fuck out or just snapping at you.
"you elf ass looking motha-"
"DUDE! get your dick outta your crack!"
by iamwhatieat June 22, 2012
mugGet the get your dick outta your crack!mug.

kong dick

Ryan has a kong dick
by Kingkong1738yr April 9, 2017
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Dick puss

tuck your penis between your legs
by yootris December 20, 2020
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