chlorine dick

When you get out of a pool and you dick is shriveled and stiff at the same time

Its hard to piss getting out of the pool, damn you chlorine dick!

by Ltrllwilliams June 3, 2017

Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt

A special someone who you'd love to eat out

Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!

by Pubeypie August 24, 2021

cunt dick

Smelly person with hairy legs who loves penis in their ears and nose

“Max is a cunt dick”

by smelly Punani January 25, 2019

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.

Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!

by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024

Dimmy Dick

A man with an orange shirt with their phone out.

The Dimmy Dick was walking around the park

by EmpressOfLight April 25, 2024

monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019