shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

Muffin dick

Calling your friend Muffin Dick because they suck at everything

Hey what’s up Muffin Dick

by The Muffin man 123 March 5, 2024

TINY DICK

A tiny dick is a dick 3 inches or less

If your name is Cayden then you have a tiny dick

by Bella..Taylor September 11, 2023

Door cam dicking

Where you fuck someone in front of someones door cam

We got wild and decided to give our neighbor a door cam dicking

by 333bam July 23, 2024

convery dick

A term used in the Medical Community to referrer to a person with a small penis. They are commonly know as Converydongs.

Convery Dicks are mostly found in central US and Canada, originating from Ireland.

Hey Kevin Im sorry about your Convery Dick. Did you want me to come over and take care of your wife?

by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022

Glass dick

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.

I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke

by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018

vacation dick

A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.

He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.

by windybritt June 16, 2016