raisin dick

When a girl sucks your dick for so long you penis shrivels like your fingers after a long shower.
Jessica came over last night and blew me for 4 hours, and now I've got a serious case of raisin dick.
by ThisOtherLife January 31, 2017
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Taste's Like Dick

When a specific food or drink has the flavor or aftertaste of a dirty sweaty penis. Often the taste of dick will have a pungent and or sour flavor profile.
Damn bro that warm beer you just poured me taste's like dick.
by JUSTIN SYDHER March 31, 2022
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Dick Fries

When your girl is married you aren't getting any dick but you know she's getting smashed by her husband and y'all sharing frites at the Red robin
Yo you aren't smashing her but but y'all sharing food, you eating them dick fries.
by Butters1251 August 14, 2022
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Stroke dick month

This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you
During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him
by Hshshshehwh November 08, 2020
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Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 14, 2023
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Calippo dick

A sticky orange sensation one feels after receiving oral from someone who has just eaten a calippo ice cream
Friend: How was your date with the ice cream lady

Me: Great, but now I have calippo dick
by The Solero slut June 12, 2022
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dick wallied

basically the same thing as bamboozled just funnier
bro did we just get dick wallied”
by kmoneyyyyyy March 09, 2022
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