Dick

Someone who is an extremely rude person

Ryan the dick went to play football

by Lilalovesryan February 16, 2022

Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

Dick shine

When your dick touches a public toilet seat and you wash it off in the sink.

He had to dick shine after using the restroom.

by THEGREATGABOON February 23, 2025

Dick

A lovely and wonderful person. Who loves to travel to dark and wet places. But hates the cold, the cold is boring. I am also very sensitive but i love being played with and stroked. Sometimes i’ll in even travel to more exotic places.

Dude1: ”Nice dick you got there bro”
Dude2: ”Thanks bro yours wasn’t so bad either”

Dude:1 ”wanna have a sword”
Dude2: ”hell yeah maaan”

by Ericsson November 19, 2020

Dick

A rude, obnoxious, unkind human being

My husband is a dick

by Poosker October 3, 2021

Dick

A name for people that lived in the 1900’s now used a insult, and/or a male body part in a sexual innuendo

Definition 1:Hey guys lets hang out with John Dick
Definition 2:Hey that guy is such a dick!

by Mb get junctures mi jyu November 12, 2019

rolled up dick

Beer gut.

syn. rolled up cock.

After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."

Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.

by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009