Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.

girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club

by nigawitagun June 26, 2015

Dick-chesty

Another word for a male urinary tract infection. (UTI)

Bills dick burns when he pees. He probably has a dick-chesty.

Tyler had anal so many times with that chick he got a dick-chesty.

by Lil.miss.fun November 4, 2023

Dick

What the girls want.

My dick is so big you won't be able to fit it in you're tiny mouth.

by BootyPounder69420 August 11, 2019

vacation dick

A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.

He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.

by windybritt June 16, 2016

Dick Flipping Day

April 13th is Dick Flipping Day ,Taken or NOT a girl or guy will flip you're dick 🍆

Hey Moe can I flip your dick ?

Why said moe

Amber: because it's dick Flipping Day

by Jiaijhwve April 12, 2017

TINY DICK

A tiny dick is a dick 3 inches or less

If your name is Cayden then you have a tiny dick

by Bella..Taylor September 11, 2023