To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing.

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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

swoop up and squat down

Not to be confused with the grim "legalese" term for the infamous auto-insurance-fraud procedure, this phrase refers to a totally-positive-and-pleasant action that you employ while interacting with small children. It begins when an eager innocent-minded pint-size comes racing towards you at full speed with a big grin and his arms held out; you therefore hastily reach down and swoop up said hurtling youngster in your arms while simultaneously "doing a quick one-eighty pirouette" to rapidly swing him around with you, as well, so that he doesn't lose much of his accumulated momentum. You then swiftly squat down again and deposit him back on his feet so that he can continue running as if nothing had stopped him or even slowed him down much.

About da only time dat you would not perform a "swoop up and squat down" is if da child either appears to be upset and thus needs comforting, or desires a quickie-cuddle ("To win in life's race, children need plenty of lap time"), in which case you should instead simply sit down and cradle said closeness-craving youngster on yer knee. Be sure to keep in mind, however, dat you may need to spend at least a few minutes at dis endeavor, even if da child merely wants a few seconds of "lovies", since any other observing youngsters in da general vicinity may notice said affectionate clasping and decide dat dey would like a little snuggle-time from you, as well. It's just like if a hot chick is allowing a mushy-hearted fellow to massage her pretty feet, and one or more other nice guys happen by and observe da fun activity; it may cause said girl-loving dudes to experience a sudden misty-eyed craving for cute toes, as well, and so said damsel may therefore be obliged to remain seated there for some time while all of da guys "take turns wif her tootsies", eventually leaving her feet totally "burnished and polished" from having all da callouses rubbed off from her slender soles.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

Lops up jelly

Means to eat ejaculate

"Bro what, I bet mako lops up jelly"

by BlckLongDick February 11, 2023

thats fucked up

When something is an extremely bad situation or statement.

Stacy got hit by a car, thats fucked up

John said “I hate you”, thats fucked up

by Journee__V May 18, 2021

Colorado mark up

The difference between the higher price you pay in an adult use dispensaries and the lower black market rate for equivalent goods.

Guy 1: "Man I could use some bud."
Guy 2: "Lets hit the pot shops, shits legal now."
Guy 1: "No, I gotta wait for my dealer to get back to me, I cant afford the Colorado mark up."

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

shutting up

it's when you stay quiet.

like those fucking urban dictionary editors should who add in their random ass prom date name and label it as the "coolest person ever"

*Jake, typing in a Urban Dictionary definition about his gf*
Connor: dude what the fuck? what the fuck does this change? you just fantasize about someone online. keep it in your fucking head, nobody cares about your fucking prom date. you should start shutting up, not just shutting up, shutting the fuck up

by nostalgia guy November 28, 2023

Bite-up

To blush or feel overjoyed while receiving praise or a positive reaction from someone

I feel bite-up when my mom said I had nice hair

Or

Emmanuel felt bite-up after the girl laughed at his joke

by th3Druπk¢h3m1st March 14, 2023