dirty jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A dirty jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a dirty jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.

Did you hear what that kid did to that blonde girl the other week? I heard he pulled a dirty jack.

by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023

Dirty Sonia

When the sex is extremely hot and feels so good, you overdose (OD) on it, it’s called a Dirty Sonia.

Be careful, too much Dirty Sonia can be hazardous to your health… in a good way.

by Aries Boss Lady June 22, 2023

Dirty Angelina

When you are 69’ing and she tells you to put cheese in her coochie flaps and then you use your nose to clean it off. Then you fart in her vagina and the whole room well stink of cheese.

Another version is when you are fingering her, and she asks you to ninjago meaning you flip and shit in her eye while pissing in her mouth.

“You heard her screaming last night?”

“Yeah.. bet ya did a Dirty Angelina”

by karvaaa January 29, 2022

Dirty aran Donahue

When you get tired of fucking your stuffed animals so you resort to giving your paralyzed dog a blumpkin.

The stuffed animals didn't work anymore I forced my busty mom to give me the Dirty aran Donahue

by Thug slayer 101 March 6, 2024

dirty Vijedi

A black guy with a huge dick

Wow! He's such a dirty Vijedi

by Ckidlackb August 19, 2020

Dirty Sombrero

Where a female shits on a male’s head and squishes a sombrero onto the shit covered head

The smell of poop remained in Jerome’s hair after his girlfriend performed a dirty sombrero on him

by Trtl4lyf October 8, 2017

Dirty jarlie

A dirty jarlie is when 2 males rub their bollocks on eachothers mouths and take a break every 30 seconds to scream out loud I LOVE SCROTUM, they then bum eachother i to infinity then return home to their wives and kids.

“Fuck me that dirty jarlie was booming”

by Lol121277666 March 12, 2023