Dick jacket

Another name for a condom

“I brought some dick jackets tonight”

by Frow horker March 2, 2019

crayon dick

Crayon dick means that their dick is as small as a crayon like are friend melo

Melo has a crayon dick

by Wsmbaeby.m March 3, 2022

Rizzy Dick

A small dick.

He gotta rizzy dick so wen he pisses, he pisses on his balls.

by raggalagga July 21, 2010

Dick Licker

A person that tries to figure out how many licks it takes to make a penis cum.

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by Clevemeyer December 15, 2015

Dick Mover

When watching, listening to or thinking about something that gives you an erection.

I thought about (name) last night, they're a real dick mover.

by The strange being June 19, 2014

Dick

The only thing i like about men

Emma: hey Lexi did you see Cayden he’s so hot.

Lexi: ewww he’s disgusting.

Emma wdym? I hear he has a 10’ Dick

Emma hey Lexi why are you walking towards him, hey Lexi wait up.

by Sexstory”s <3 May 17, 2021

Blueberry Dick

Derogatory term for a Overzealous police officer.

Also known as a BD

This explains the overzealous police officers who overvalue their efforts and who believe they are more important than they are. In reality impodence better describes them. Wears bulletproof vest and pretends to a a real police officer even if they are not certified and just writing parking tickets. They talk about how fucking cool they are for driving a police car even if they cannot use it and saving the day. He then masturbates thinking of putting cuffs on a crack head from behind even if he doesn’t have arrest authority.

A BD will certainly have some sort of thin blue line flag.

A BD will wear a vest of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, tasers, batons, badges.

John showed up in his cruiser with police gear on even though he is not a certified officer and started writing parking tickets. John is certainly a blueberry dick

by 6601 November 21, 2019