Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.
by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025
Get the dave the dick destroyer mug.Damn, I had a great time last night but that raccoon left with me with a horrible case of raccoon dick!
by FanOfRaccoonEggs February 20, 2021
Get the Raccoon Dick mug.An absolute waste of time for everyone involved , except that jackass guy yr waiting for.. a good catch-all term for whatever moronic shit he got into left unsupervised for too long..
Sarah : " Fuckin a... We've been waiting in this abandoned asylum for 2 hours ... When is Steve-Dave coming with those drugs!"
Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."
Dale : " He just text for the third time that he's 10 minutes away but that's impossible. I don't think he has it and he's just out there driving around on an ass hat dick tickling adventure till he thinks of bull shit reason our money is gone.."
by TeamDykeSquad January 15, 2022
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Get the dick mug.(1) Associated with a really good fling or a good "side dick/bitch"
(2) Used as a general to describe a good sex session.
(Simply put: some very good dick)
(2) Used as a general to describe a good sex session.
(Simply put: some very good dick)
by Xena Romero June 17, 2016
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Get the Fraser dick mug.Well Easton doesn't have a dick we just call it little cause he's girlfriend said he just used he's pinkie finger
Easton's little dick is his pinkie
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