dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022

I like dick

I like dick means that someone likes a person named Dick.

Robert: I like dick
Jeffrey Thundercock: Did you mean you like the person named Dick?
Robert: yea ofc

by BabbleBoy June 11, 2024

Dick

A dick (or wonky) is a thing that comes in many shapes and sizes it a male body part and girls and do guys like them and they get u pregnant

Wow he has a big dick
Omg she has a wonky

by The queen is me July 11, 2018

Dick On a Stick

The term for a pornstar or only fans content creator who doesn't show their face but only their body.

Damn did you see that last video of (input name). Yeah, that dick on a stick really rammed her.

by JFresh923 June 4, 2020

Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.

I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.

by Bar B Q February 1, 2022

Dick eater

A Dickeater is some one who constantly wont hop off your dick they like to dick eat

Janiya Loves being a dick eater she dick eats me all day😐

by truth🤷🏾‍♂️ December 21, 2022