Dick Jail

A place where you constantly get dicked down by big black oily dudes, its amazing

Im bouta go to dick jail, i'm so excited, hopefully Tyrone and Darius are there!

by Ballsy Baiter January 7, 2026

Bitches on your dick

Something you'd get without that yee yee ass haircut

Franklin Clinton: Man, fuck you. I'll see you at work.

Lamar Davis: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick.

by LokInCr February 23, 2023

Adobo dick

Hispanic penis

Dos mio consuela loved Pedro’s adobo dick

by Rush in pussy February 24, 2023

Turner Dick

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.

She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick

by anonymous February 24, 2023

Turner Dick

Noun
The reaction a person has when the penis experience is so awful it makes the person receiving the penis turn around.

She almost threw up after receiving that turner dick

by anonymous February 24, 2023

Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.

Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.

by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023

Mersh Dick

This inflammation on the head of the penis is accompanied by redness, swelling, a rash, pain and discharge with a strong odor. It may be caused by poor hygiene, an infection or an allergic reaction to soap, detergent or other products.

I was gonna go down on him but then I smelled his crotch and I was like 'this motherfucker got Mersh Dick'

by Counter Royal February 27, 2023