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vacation dick

Vacation dick is either

1) Dick that you get on vacation. Having sex with someone while on vacation, or sometimes used to refer to dick you get when you're on vacation from your relationship.

2) The kind of dick you only want occasionally, or can only get occasionally. Often related to fuck buddies you don't see that often, or guys whose dick is particularly big/small/curved/whatever, and you wouldn't want to fuck them every day.
1) I got so much vacation dick during my study abroad!

2) Yeah, I got my fill of vacation dick while we were fighting. Now we're back together.

3) He's totally vacation dick. He calls once every two months, we fuck, and then we say "See ya in September!"

4) He had a total vacation dick. It was so curved, he was like a banana! We could only do, like, three positions without it snapping in half. You don't want that shit all the time.
by LaDiDaLady June 1, 2016
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Nike Dick

Slang term for Peyronie's disease. Which is a medical condition that causes your penis to be bent.
Richard has a Nike Dick and had to have a penile plication surgery to fix it.
by UroDrPeePee November 8, 2021
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Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick
Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
by Crystal meth January 13, 2021
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Urban dick

Someone who uses the urban dictionary to an inappropriate extreme
They’re such an urban dick, always using words that’s don’t exist
by MsMaryMack December 20, 2021
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Dicking

It’s a casual, somewhat slangy expression used to convey frustration or a decision to stop engaging with something that’s proving to be too troublesome or not worth the effort.
I’m done dicking with this.
by Macdaddyaz January 2, 2025
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vacation dick

Abnormally large DICK that bitches like to get while on vacation from any random stranger
Nikki went on vacation to Africa to get some vacation dick. She was tired of her boyfriends tiny flaccid penis.
by BigDickDaddy1994 June 16, 2016
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Big Dick Swinging on Campus

A saying that describes a person who thinks they are in charge or important.
by Tommytuffnuckles July 31, 2025
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