chilli-dicking

Applying chilli to the penis for sexual gratification.

They kicked me out of seminary after I got caught chilli-dicking.

by mcgruffallo November 13, 2021

Stick-A-Dick

What your super horny girlfriend says when she really means ‘Lik-A-Maid Fun Dip’ (aka the candy with the stick you probably tried snorting in grade school)

I have a craving for something sweet, like Stick-A-Dick

by Silvansea August 02, 2022

Chinese Dick Cheese

The creation made after leaving semen inside of the extra skin of the penis over time. The product you are left with has the consistency of cheese. Usually eaten as a side dish with a Big Mac.

"The McDonald's down in Hong Kong never misses with their Chinese Dick Cheese!"

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Dry Dicke

When sexual arousal has the opposite emotional effect causing someone to have their dick shrivel up

Dat bitch whos a fucking hoo just gave me dry dicke

by Tankboi March 03, 2017

Dick Chainsaw

When somebody makes you so especially mad it gives you the sudden to urge to cut off their dick with a chainsaw.

M: Dude. When Atom was being rude in the gc it made me want to preform a dick chainsaw.

by harmonyxsharpie August 08, 2018

The Ramos Dick Suckers...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ramos Dick Suckers...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Dagger Dick

A long, thick, pointy penis/dick that is really good for hitting your g-spot

Gimme that dagger dick

by LocalVocabulary January 29, 2019