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He was there, sitting with a bulge inside his pants. God that made me horny. He was one of the lady’s most wished guy. I sit next to him. “Follow me” he says. He grabs my hand and drags me upstairs, into his room. When we got inside, he aggressively pushes his lips against mine. We make out for what seemed like hours. I then make a move and push him on the bed. I take my shirt off leaving my naked tits. He takes his pants off, leaving his 7 inch dick. I take my pants and panties off and let him burst into me. I moan his name in pleasure.

We fuck for the rest of the day.
He has a massive dick!
by ThatDefinitionGirl November 14, 2020
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slap dick

A modern way to tell a nigga to fuck off
Amy: Hey how are you
Jaquan: Bitch why the fuck u bothering me slap dick
by NiggahCat October 24, 2020
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Dick debacle

A situation in which you're with a hoe, and she notices that your dick looks wack.
"Yo Jim, yo dick look stank!"
"Shit dude"
(Dick debacle)
by LordFarquad71 February 11, 2015
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Dick Clip

A clip for a gun that is a “dick” because it’s long and sticks out
Keep the glock wit a dick clip
by ohka October 16, 2020
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dick

by bifler lol May 21, 2022
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Dick Riding Roulette

When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.

The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023
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Dick

I went to the school yesterday to pick up Dick. He’s my son, you pervs.
by ThatOneGuyWhoAteAllTheBeans August 3, 2021
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