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Dicked me

When something or someone got the best of you.
*watching the Notebook* That movie really dicked me *cries*
by Kydakilla August 3, 2023
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Chick dick

Noun: A penis on a femboy
Adjective: A person who has a dick and acts feminine
“I thought I was dating a girl, turns out to be a huge chick dick
by Pickle guy August 3, 2023
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Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoontrash panda”.
Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
by Brian LS August 4, 2023
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kyle's dick

kyle's dick is so big
by bigdickjamey August 5, 2023
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Dick-Band

The Dick-Band is a phenomenon in which a male individual who is wearing a belt, has the excess length of the belt draping/flopping around in front of his leg, almost as if to represent his self-proclaimed cock size for any and all to lay eyes upon and bow before.
Person 1: "Dude, remember in middle school when all the preps and jocks would tighten their belts and make the excess length hang down in front of their leg to show people their dick size? They all just walked around school sporting dick-bands like it was their jobs!"

Person 2: "What..?"
by JohnnyHopscotch69 August 10, 2023
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Wizz Dick

Wizz dick shrivelled up penis due to meth.
Just took a viagra an hour ago and still got wizz dick. wizz dick small penis due to meth
by Akademics05 August 11, 2023
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Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.
He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.
by Ballhumper August 14, 2023
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