Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

Dick out

When your penis is pulled out or falls out of your clothing

She wanted to see it so I pulled my dick out

by Goozoozfrabaa September 8, 2019

Love dick

When a man has sex with someone and thinks he is in love. He falls in love with any person he puts his dick in.

Girl don’t fuck with him, he gets that love dick feeling.

by Curschmann October 30, 2023

Dick Rider

Angelina

Angelina is a dick rider!

by iNutGlitter August 10, 2018

vacation dick

A massive penis that can only be handled occasionally.

Jack has a vacation dick

by Jackthesav June 2, 2016

fucking dick miller

An all around good dude, helpful and generous, except for when he's a dick!

Miller's a good dude to work with, except for when he's being a dick. Fucking dick miller!

by Gk34 March 30, 2017

two dicks

a person who actually exists.

the chicks are crazy about two dicks!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019