Waffle

A person with no swag. But wishes they had it. Often jealous of people they can never be.

That waffle is so jealous of me. She is constantly in my mix.

by T$Jones August 13, 2015

Waffles

A dog that loves lsd. Has security cameras for eyes. Reincarnation of Jerry Garcia. Best mom ever. Does not like car rides

Waffles had a baby and it’s wang popped off!

by Joelsmom January 13, 2023

Waffle

The stuff you eat for breakfast known as waffle!

Man, that waffle was good, bro!

by jackanator38 July 03, 2018

waffle

Talker (singular waffle or waffel)
A blabberer. They talk too much and are never conscious of when to stop ranting. If you are a waffle, this is a trait everyone recognises you for. You are also very sweet, but tend to drive people away by seeming overenthusiastic and too keen.

That waffle waffles on too much.

by SoberB*tch February 14, 2025

Waffles

Literally just pancakes with abs.

Those are some buff waffles!

by ChiefLEGOLover January 15, 2021

Waffles

Better than pancakes

Waffles are better, fuck you retz

by FuckYouRetz June 28, 2023

waffles

A longtime weed dealer from Connecticut, real good dude, will give you the shirt off his back.

Yo y'all cop some of that new herb waffles got, yeah man I went over his house last week and he had me smoke DMT

by Oblock Sanchez April 19, 2022