I D E W 2 L U

I Don't Ever Want To Loose You

I love you and I D E W 2 L U

by MarkTaylor April 26, 2007

r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol

When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!

I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.

by marioM July 26, 2019

vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)

Vaginal fluids accumulate to the point, where, during sexual arousal, the fluids are ejected in a manner similar to male ejaculation.

"vaginaculation (va-gin-Ak-u-lay-shun)" : "She vaginaculated all over my face...I looked like a glazed donut..."

by Dr. Linguist June 12, 2009

make me itch ill hit u bitch

old phrase used to describe the itchy iratated feeling u get when being bitched at thus making u wanna slap a bitch

Sally y didnt u stop where i told u to

Chuck youve been riding my ass all day like my granpa used to say u make me itch ill hit u bitch

by 468 51 July 15, 2010

nea nea before u get da whoppin

if you dont nea nea you get hit by a belt because you didnt nae nae

karl: nea nea before u get da whoppin

bedar: (nae naes)

by glothy October 08, 2020

P O R Q U L O

A word purely based on context. Literally idk what it means but it sounds too fucking awesome.

P O R Q U L O * posts Image of a large larva with a face staring that the person in question in the public discord chat*

by Bolber Jahid December 14, 2022

I DONT GIVE A =F =U =C =K

texting slang for "I don't give a flying fuck" typically used when you couldn't care less.

terry: Yo, I just got my first BJ

Laurence: Dude, I DONT GIVE A =F =U =C =K

by CrungleChugger97 September 17, 2021