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Grand Trap Auto 

When all the available missions in GTA are tough ones so you're basically stuck.
Guy1: Fuck! I'm playing Vice City on my PC, and I'm in a fucking Grand Trap Auto!

Guy2: Seems like you're stuck in Grand Trap Auto...!

Guy1: That's what I said, you deaf, fat, gay, retarded Venezuelan fruitcake!

Politically Correct Left Wing Liberal: Nehh! Your sentence should be said like this: "That's what I said, you hearing impaired, vertically-challenged, alternate-lifestyle-leading, mentally-challenged person with a Hispanic ethnic background person of different tastes."

Guy1: Fuck you, damn fascist!

Guy2: Yeah, I'm retarded, not "mentally challenged!"

Lap Trap 

(Noun) The lap trap happens when you are sitting with objects on your lap and stand up, thus causing the objects to fall to the ground. One of the most common Lap Trap bait is a cellphone or something of the sort.
J- "When I was done texting, I placed my phone in my lap. I then stood up and my phone fell to the floor."

C- "Looks like your phone fell victim to the lap trap"
Lap Trap by 4ya2kn0 July 7, 2011
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Penis Fly Trap 

A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.

(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Two Pissing guys:

Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!

Guy 2: What happened, man?

Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!

Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!

...

Guy 2: GAAAHH!
Penis Fly Trap by timeoddplace July 16, 2011

chineese finger trap 

A man or woman of loose morals, whom takes it from both ends simultaneously.
Last night Jon and I turned that bar slute into a Chineese finger trap.

the human trap 

A dangerous creature that forms a shemale state and switch’s between male and female and can that sometimes be impossible to detect at all possibility the human trap must be avoid once you are caught the web it will be to sticky to get out.

Last one that was spotted was a the human trap in the form of a male it called its self Gavin it lives in Vancouver and is trying to be a welder help shemalewitch hunters your are only hope.
The human trap is on the prowl lately

The Gaming Trap 

Every time you join a call with someone under the facade of just talking, and they hit you with the "Let's play something".
Every time Sticc joins vc, he gets hit with the gaming trap.

asian trap 

A bowl of rice under a net
I caught a Ching Chong in my Asian trap
asian trap by Bo Greg December 15, 2014