Jimmy, how did you make out last night? I hear you got a nice tossed salad. Great!!! She tossed my salad for a good 18-22 minutes.
by Big Gay Jim February 16, 2023
Get the Tossed Saladmug. When a person Jack's off or ejaculates semen onto the salad and the so the called persons intimate partner eats the salad.
by Henry McDoniel March 4, 2024
Get the Salty saladmug. by Jj041418 July 25, 2020
Get the Tossed saladmug. When whatever you are doing or attempt to do become a buttfucking mess.(aka a total shit show)
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
Can all be used as the word to describe cumming on a girls pubes that contains lots of dingleberry like hard crunchy crouton bits, the cum is the dressing.
When your retard friend makes a shlop salad out of your plans.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
Damn that guy dressed that girls shlop salad nicely.
by EXC DOGIICHEESE July 24, 2016
Get the shlop saladmug. When you make a large portion of salad and don't eat it all, and then seal it. Then after a day or so condensation forms and the ingredients release more water. This is often a white milky liquid that can be drained off before eating the salad - this is salad milk.
"I'll be with you in just a mo, I'm just milking yesterdays salad"
"you aren't going to throw away all that salad milk are you? Its very nutritious especially from cheesy salads!"
"you aren't going to throw away all that salad milk are you? Its very nutritious especially from cheesy salads!"
by Stellarator January 23, 2023
Get the Salad Milkmug. Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.
by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015
Get the salad brainmug. When you trap a bunch of gits into an empty pool, then throw lettuce, cucumbers, and other salad necessities on to the patrons.
by Chris Lauer July 25, 2016
Get the git saladmug.