Matthew

Loves cats, and guns. very rich, likes bb neko

DONT let Matthew near your kids

by FinnTheMaxSpeedRacer July 24, 2023

Matthew chong

Some guy never knows what he is doing and says random inappropriate stuff out loud, he uses girls as toothbrushes. He has a flat ass and nipple peircings. He is so short the ants accidentally step on him.

Oh god my boyfriends a matthew chong

by Santa hoe hoe hoe December 9, 2016

Matthew

Matthew is a nosy, annoying, weird, and rude kid. He is bad around many or just 1 bad friend. He doesn't respect kids with his usual best friend or best friends. He is not someone you would like once you get to know him.

That little boy is getting bullied by that older guy. That is totally a Matthew.

by Fried Down Burns November 29, 2018

Matthew

Matt is a sussy baka and is cringe god but he is a good friend

Matthew is a sussy baka

by Hudson wagill September 18, 2021

Matthew Beattie

A name for any man standing at 6ft 5 and built like a brick. Do not mess with this man he will batter u.

Fuck me that Matthew Beattie is really tall and scary person. Not messing with him

by Suiiiii2004 November 3, 2021

Matthew Arnold

Got a girlfriend but little does he know his big ginger friend has been expanding her pussy everytime he hits it.

Oh no Wyatt don’t do the Matthew Arnold;)

by Wiggy tight December 8, 2019

matthew drinkwater

We have all met a few Matthew Drinkwaters in our life. Angry sometimes, sometimes they rage, sometimes they moan, but at the end of the day if a man needs a sleeping partner they are there for them.

Who is that king? - gay guy #1
MATTHEW DRINKWATER!!!! - other male

by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024