west bear

a bear that is worth less than a bird.

A bird in the hand is worth more than a west bear in the bush.

by Fallen Prayer February 10, 2014

kenny bear

Eats deep fried baby food. Favorite brand is huggies. Has a hitler shrine in their basement. Makes a living off of selling poopoo art

I love Kenny Bear’s poopoo art

by Niatstihs November 24, 2019

slimy bear

When a man perceives himself to be gay while trying to persuade friends girlfriends to peg him in the ass.

My buddy has been trying to get my girlfriend to peg him....that fag is such a slimy bear!

by Justdatip7 June 6, 2018

polar bear

a weird type of an albino African. Cant stop laughing which makes his friends which sit near him laugh. Pretty good at basketball and is decent at shooting but terrible at everything else.thinks his good at handling but honestly its way too ez too steal the ball from him

"how is that polar bear airballing from the layup line? Wow that midnight nigga and that lil jaddy must be real friends to not walk away from that!"

by midnight nigga May 30, 2020

Shuggy Bear

A shuggy bear is someone who is wonderful, kind, and has a loving heart. They are the center of your world and provide you with all you could ever want. They are soft and cuddly like a bear and sweet like sugar but at times can become agitated if not enough food or sleep.

She was such a shuggy bear until about 3, when no one would let her sleep.Now we have to sleep outside anytime she is near.

by Bubs D February 22, 2017

Bear Mom

when a 6’2” rower mom-arms a coxswain that flies across the trunk of a car after an abrupt turn

Dude, after the incident he became my bear Mom.

Dude, I need a bear Mom.

How does one acquire a “bear Mom”?

Jimmy, a current bear Mom, has 3 apples; he then proceeds to eat 7. How many does he have left?

Dude, how much money would you pay me to fuck that bear Mom?

Fuck me harder bear Mom!

Bear moms are pretty ight.

by Frank Sinatra Jr. July 5, 2018

Bear policy

It’s a company policy for what to do if something happens to an employee, for example they quit or get eaten by a bear.

What plans does your company have to preserve that person’s knowledge and have someone else at the company take on their role? Do they even know or care that a bear policy is important to have? And that in the uk a bear policy is also known as a bus policy?

by Sexydimma May 18, 2022