Sleep and water

What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.

Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.

Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.

by Chroxity3 June 9, 2023

Sleep

A mythical thing nobody really believes exists. Coffee is the only thing that can stop you being tired. Sleep is nonexistent

You dare defy me mortal?

"I wish I could sleep."
"Who needs sleep?!"

by Jetwing June 18, 2020

Sleep

I wrote this at 4 am

Guy 1, I’m tired
Guy 2, go to sleep

by Lil gang gang May 15, 2018

Hit with the sleeps

Feeling a sudden urge or feeling of tiredness

Guy: damn mom I just got hit with the sleeps
Mom: go to bed then

by BlackAustin December 27, 2018

Sleep Crapnea

A debilitating disease, mostly commonly associated with Boston Terriers. They begin snoring while they sleep, followed by large amounts of toxic fumes coming from the rear of the animal

We just found out my dog has sleep crapnea, he snores like a freight train, and farts like mule.

by Terrier Dad January 4, 2023

The Big Sleep

he's DEAD!!!

DEAD YOU IDIOT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT DEAD IS???

JUST LIKE WE'LL BE IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE!!

Stimpy: What's the big sleep, Ren?
Ren: **definition**

by Hamtaro May 31, 2020

sleep

go play some fortnite

has to go to sleep man and get wins for travis scott

by Andrew Suckulent Wong July 23, 2020