Salad Bar

A person whom is just as lame and boring as a all you can eat buffet salad bar

She doesn't do anything all day except fall asleep in her lap
Yah that b*tch is a f***ing salad bar

by Babygirlchels February 23, 2023

Salad

salad pronounced "Sall-ard" is when ones face, is a plain fuckin mess

did you see betty lou? she was really looking a bit salad

by lach010203 September 21, 2020

Hamburger Salad

When someone’s anus is prolapsing, resembling raw hamburger meat.

“I have to see the doctor. I have hamburger salad.”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

Noel salad loaf

A 1950s to 1960s "food" that is mainly cranberry sauce, pineapple juice, avocado, and celery and formed into what us described as a "cranberry loaf", but it sure does sound like you'd look up here, huh?

" dear! Fetch the children! I made a noel salad loaf for dinner that I saw in the paper!"

by MENAUSTISIM December 28, 2024

Fister Salad

The act or art of putting both fists into 2 viginas and lick the fistee's assholes, very popular practice among more evolved(kinky)gays. requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication and focus. Kamala Harris is onced rumured to have participated in a Fister Salad in her early years of college at Howard University.

In the middle of our threesome they both asked for a fister salad.

by Fruit loop fagoon May 6, 2023

salad bath

To bathe in another person bodily fluids from the genital area

Oh god it was like a salad bath last night

by Anononon December 8, 2022

dropped the salad

Drop the Salad refers to when a man and a woman have a child that is born unattractive or otherwise undesirable.

Have you seen Cheryl & Biff’s baby? Oh yea, they definitely dropped the salad on that one

by goofygoober5 May 8, 2020