Player 

A Man or Woman that has MORE than ONE person think that they are the ONLY ONE.

"Marlon has a BUSY Valentines day. Breakfast with Vanessa, lunch with Alexis and dinner with NeNe". Three girlfriends! Man, He is such a PLAYER".

Player by Rosebudd Slim February 13, 2014

bass player 

A guy who carries the beat in the band. Usually an awesome guy, but always over-looked. Has mad finger skills and a huge penis.

stuff playing guitar, I'm going to become a bass player.

bass player by batman is awesome November 10, 2013

Super Intense Minecraft Player 

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.

Yeah I'm a simp
Super Intense Minecraft Player

Super Intense Minecraft Player by GageTheSlime April 16, 2021

Playing Peaches 

1) The act of messing around. Not being serious.
2) A person who prefers to play games rather then accomplish tasks.

"That guy was supposed to get the materials for the big meeting. But he's just sitting around playing peaches."

Playing Peaches by Eugene Arthur Mamet January 3, 2009

Playboi Carti The Omen 

This phrase is used to mean anything and can substitute for any noun or even verb.

That guy won't stop Playboi Carti The Omening me.

Playboi Carti The Omen by Hermann Ogsby June 3, 2017

playing chess with the pope 

Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.

Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)

playing chess with the pope by bjozzi December 8, 2017

playfriend 

A friend who is not a real friend.

I walked back to my desk unexpectedly and there was my playfriend sitting at my desk, feet propped up and eating my food!

playfriend by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2019