Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

Other Tom

I don’t know...he’s just like there I guess.

A bit of an arsehole.

Oh that’s Other Tom, not Tom

by JonjoShelvey-NUFC February 26, 2018

Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!

So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!

by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019

Tom

The act of being extremely dopey

Stop being a Tom, you idiot

by P_W February 1, 2018

Tom Cruise my way

To go through something or overcome something in a fancy yet physically challenging way.

Sadly I'm not going to join your for climbing , I've got a bit of a foot condition that does not allow me to Tom Cruise my way on the wall...

by parakeregreses July 12, 2023

Tom Reay

The worlds best Hollow Knight and Super Smash Bros Gamer. He would beat TenZ in any videogame.

Damn, I wish I was Tom Reay

by Acheron November 1, 2022

Tom

The definition of dumb as hell is this kid called Tom

Tom died to a creeper

by Googleitthen August 25, 2021