nut slip

The inadvertent exposure of ones testicle or testicles while performing some activity. The male version of the female nip slip.

Look at old man River over on the incline bench with his balls out. Yep, thats a full nut slip.

by mikmack December 15, 2014

Nut in a rut

When you ejaculate into a stalk of celery to give to your significant other enjoy as a healthy zero calorie snack (due to the fact that celery has negative calories)

Hey you hungry? I just made some nut in a rut

by Ants on a log May 15, 2019

nut cuffs

The psychological state of being pussy whipped for which a man is restrained from any man type business because his women has his nuts locked down. A man with no balls is predisposed to this condition and probably likes it.

"Joe can't hang out because his nut cuffs are on too tight."

by Half Time June 16, 2014

Grape Nuts

Not the cereal. An advanced stage of nut sweating where your balls feel like they are sliding around in your boxers like a pair of skinless grapes.

Dude, I could really use some talcum powder for my case of grape nuts I got going on here.

by Therealdingleberryjerry June 4, 2018

Strut Nut

Whilst a person is walking, possibly in a hurry, a slower person, perhaps larger in size(fat), is walking in front of them and is blocking any passing opportunity for the walker in behind. This can prove to be very frustrating and often the walker in behind passes the slow one in front and for a brief moment they are awkwardly walking side by side.

Sandy: I was walking to Mark's house yesterday when some fat bitch was holding me up so I decided to pass her.

Shaun: Oh yeah, that bitch was such a strut nut!

by PeSeEpE May 22, 2009

The Nut House

The absolute most awesome group of crazy women to be found anywhere on the worldwide web! If you don't know who we are, it's because you're not cool enough to be one of us.

Fuck The Nest! The Nut House is way cooler, bishes!

by A Man. Duh. January 11, 2012

Wonder Nut

Blowing a load of jizz so copious and thick that you (and your partner if engaged in coital acts) are in complete wonder and amazement as to how that amount of cum could possibly have been blown from your nuts.

She was giving me sloppy top like never before. She had my toes curled when all the sudden I dropped a wonder nut. With Dick in mouth, her cheeks puffed, her eyes watered and she tried to swallow but it just kept pumping. She was gagging like a baby eating carrots and it was running down her chin.

by Dick Onchin November 18, 2020