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Cold Ass Riding

A Lifestyle. The famous words spoken in a Brandon Buckingham video, cemented as the greatest motto of all time.
mayo mullen: what is your lifestyle ?? i need to leach

Cold Ass Riding🙏🕊️
by spaghetti-foreskin May 4, 2024
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cold window challenge

A new challenge where you take a picture or video of your hand on a frosted or fogged up window. You see how long you can hold your hand on the window.
I nominate ? ? ? To do the cold window challenge.
by Charleec March 1, 2016
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Cure-to-the-common-cold

Stripping down to your boxers, covering yourself in warpaint, running around the neighborhood, screaming + brandishing a spear.
I found the cure-to-the-common-cold !
by nouns June 10, 2011
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cold cream kitty

Cold cream kitty is a crazy old lady who embroiders on the jeans of Shel Silverstein who wrote the song “cover of the rolling stone” then performed by Dr Hopk. This is also the avi of a popular Twitter poster who regularly wishes everyone happy birthday.
I’ve got a crazy old lady name of cold cream kitty who embroiders on my jeans.
by Cold cream kitty November 29, 2023
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permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).
Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *
by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023
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Cold pizza moment

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.
Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.
by vinhloc September 7, 2014
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Cold Pasta

When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless
"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"
by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021
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