eat your head

When some subject completely consumes your mind.

You cannot allow the horror of this Trumpian Tragedy to eat your head!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

calm your ponies

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster

"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."

by fafoyojo March 13, 2010

smoke your pole

Suck your dick. First used in the movie 'Cruising' (1980) starring Al Pacino.

"Have you ever had another man smoke your pole?"

by buzz90 September 6, 2007

Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 28, 2011

Suck Your Mum

"Suck your mum" is a term used to offend others. It originated in London and is widely used throughout all of Britain.

Roadman 1: Oi you likkle pussio, I heard you man been chatting shit

RoadBoy 1: Suck your mum bruv. I ain't no pussio to chat like that. If you gwarn start beef then lets do it.

PROCEED TO FIGHT..

by OfficialRoadBoyOneAndOnly June 23, 2018

slurring your text

when you're so drunk that you're texts are unreadable

(310) heryls so imsd gaonna bea tah the apartty tognlaoit!!!!
(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.

by extra_pickly_pickles January 30, 2010

your granny tranny

A roast or one’s mother’s mother in saying she is transgender.

Carl-“your dad lesbian”
Lug-“your granny tranny”
Carl-*dies*

by Salty Dry March 11, 2018