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Moon-Gooning

an indigenous practice where you cut the head off of a buffalo and goon under the moonlight
1: me and the boys gonna go do some moon-gooning tonight

2: y'all got some fuckin issues
by Cruned November 25, 2023
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Moon Gooning

A spiritual ritual where an individual will consume Peyote, cover themselves in elk or buffalo blood, and proceed to goon in the moonlight while wearing an elk, buffalo or moose skull, with the goal of achieving spiritual enlightenment and to convene with the spirits.
I am 10 hours into a Moon Gooning session and I don't know where the fuck I am.
by Chad, Slayer of Thots March 14, 2024
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Moon sickness

Similar to Yellow fever but specifically for Japanese. A play on the term "Moon Runes".
Hey, Tod over there is always wearing an anime t-shirt and listening to J-pop. Do you think he has moon sickness?
by Madam Fortune August 10, 2021
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Paper Moon

Paper moon - Aggresive and / or insatiable

When you're in a dive bar and you judiciously grab a potential soul make by the cock. This is the official Dixie land form of " shooting your shot"

This works best at bars located by the marsh, or by some body of water on the north GA coast..... the red neck riviera.
by D'endo June 25, 2023
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Half moon swoop

A sex position in which the female, or bottom, is in a back bend position, while the man, or top, is on arial silks with and erect penis. He then swoops back and forth as he inserts his dick in the vagina or anus til climax.
The half moon swoop should never be attempted!
by That bottom bitch October 17, 2019
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The Moon Is The Moon

Person A: Tell me a fact
Person B:Well,the moon is the moon
by YarmaDarma March 19, 2022
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Taco Moon Pie

When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)
Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.
by PTA mom123 September 15, 2022
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