Joe burton

Big man strong and usually has glasses

Joe Burton what a great surprise

by Weird boy 68419 November 11, 2019

Coach joe

Old Vietnam veteran with a little bit of ptsd. He will yell at you for no reason and say shit like “lacrosse is a physical sport”. He will also teach you the most pointless things in your life.

Coach joe “If he keeps getting hit in the nuts he’ll be shooting blanks”

by Bomb squad boyz March 26, 2019

Joe Calvin

Joe Calvin is know as the class clown and makes everyone laugh even the teachers. He is very popular. He can get any girl he wants, and he usually gets the hot one. He can hook up any of his friends too even tho he is so short. He has a massive dick that makes all the girls say wow when he pulls it out. He loves party's usually is the party.

WOW!!! Joe Calvin has a big dick.

I want to be like Joe Calvin.

by JOE CALVIN THE 33 December 10, 2019

Joe Baiting

When a dribbling crack addict with no teeth and a quite frankly a woefully wank education lures his prey in to the trigger mechanism of a proverbial cannon. Usually results in a series of expletives originating from said Joe.

I fulfilled my Joe Baiting quota within minutes, he was triggered just using animated gifs

by Tess Tickal December 17, 2019

Pulled a Joe

To make plans with coworkers after work and then just not show up. AKA a no show Joe.

Hey guys. I’ll see you at the bar after work. Later. He pulled a joe. And never came

by Yetico71 December 20, 2019

Big joe

Big chonk with big balls great for me though so much more than a couple of days ago

Big Joe want you

by umotherfuckerhoe December 21, 2019

joe priced

Verb. Going out all night resulting in being unable to function at all the next day

I wont be making lunch because I got Joe Priced last night

by fishofilet May 5, 2019