stick schtick

1. The things a guy says that he thinks will get him laid.
2. Sweet talk from a guy who wants to sleep with you.

Wendell tried to spit his stick schtick on Laurel, but she wasn't having any of it.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

douch stick

someone who acts like a douch but is being a major asshole pissin people off. it's worse than being called a douch bag beacause it's the part of the douch that goes in the dirty stanky nasty pussy. commenly used by women who have fishy pussy, who are sluts and whores

stop being a fucking douch stick or your a fucking douch stick

by kittylette September 8, 2007

Scissor Sticks

The legs of a skinny lesbian.

Star and Pat were in the middle of hot scissoring until Pat's ex dike lover interruped and kicked Star in the vagina with one of her scissor sticks.

by Forge69 January 18, 2009

lick the stick

A sexual move where a person licks up a guy's dick

Megan just had to lick the stick with Jake, such a whore

by Fuck.you.all October 29, 2018

Mud stick

When you blast a chick in the ass and when you pull out your dick is covered in feces similar to shoving a stick into the mud.

Last time I did anal with Melissa she gave me a mud stick.

by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018

stick it in neutral

An insult used in TransFormers series 1 episode More than Meets the Eye - wonderfully rude for a "U"-certificate swearword, plus it has definite "robot" connotations.

Oh stick it in neutral, you donkey raping shit eater.

by Andy April 20, 2004

stick of truth

a 2014 video game for South Park

Person A: Have you played the new south park game?
Person B: Yes, the stick of truth and it's nazi zombies.

by The True Definiton November 14, 2017