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Wood

A very hard, long, and strong penis that penetrates with ease and leaves a mark
His wood was supper long and strong.
by Beanur_hype June 16, 2017
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Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service
I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.
by Chargingsugar October 3, 2014
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Float some drift wood

When you fill the toilet with toilet paper and then drop a deuce on top of it appears to "float like driftwood" above the water.
Man this party sucks, I'm gonna float some drift wood and we'll just move on from their.
by licktenstein October 3, 2018
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ward wood

Protects the boner that happens in the morning
by Critius January 11, 2018
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Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.
Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.
by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018
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Nate Wood

Bro theres Nate Woods after you
by Yo Mumzy November 22, 2021
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Chris Woods

Chris Woods is Breanna’s daddy hes the best boyfriend ever he’s got a BIGGGG dick abs and amazingggg eyesssss I love him sm
I be screaming daddy I love youuuu Chris Woods is a whole ass snack
by @tusbdy2134739 October 10, 2018
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