wacking the weeds

When your jacking off and you mess with your ball hair.

As Jimmy was jacking off, he found himself wacking the weeds

by pandaman6669 October 6, 2016

Weed

Don’t smoke before 8am unless you want the day to be uneventful

Weed is good for the mind not for the weak mind

by Ukgangster September 24, 2021

virgin weed

A less popular strand of marajuana. Found in many southern states it provides cerebral and energetic effects. Often used for wake and bake.50% sativa 50% indica

“Smoked 2 grams of virgin weed man,shit was doink!!”

by RCtherch123476 July 3, 2018

gay weed

what canadians smoke

dude did you hit that shit last night?
yeah bro, it was some mad gay weed from BC

by king_D__ May 11, 2022

Ignoriance of the weed

Stonerfication of "Ignorance," but includes an active, willful element as pertains to non use of marijuana.
Often a playful, chiding reprimand intended to provoke immediate inhalation of marijuana smoke.

Katie: "I charge you with ignoriance of the weed!"
Lisa: "I refute it thus:" *Takes a toke* *Blows the smoke*

by k80theshade February 18, 2025

weed welfare

When you're so poor you can't even afford your own weed!

We be on that weed welfare!

by Weed welfare December 4, 2015

jixy weed

have you seen a weed with something on it?
it is a helper weed

i saw a jixy weed under the plant

by luo ph03m1x August 1, 2022