When a girl (who is secretly a guy) starts scissoring another girl (who’s also secretly a guy,) and they both try to surprise penetrate at the same time but the cocks just end up bouncing off each other.
So I tried to fuck this chick but turns out it was a guy, so we just ended it in a French Sword Fight.
by QWERTYiOP56 October 10, 2018
Get the French Sword Fightmug. French fry hairs are the male versions of noodles hairs. They are all over roblox and are uphillers. They are slowly catching up us dahoodians must stay focused.
by ii.tiara May 25, 2022
Get the French fry hairsmug. When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.
"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
by Yuckfu March 9, 2022
Get the French Popsiclemug. by Prince P July 2, 2011
Get the Soggy french-frymug. You're so french
by Arsefucker3000 November 22, 2021
Get the Frenchmug. by ^^!$#@ February 18, 2022
Get the French Moonmug. American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*
Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"
American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"
Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"
American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"
by An Honest Black Guy October 5, 2021
Get the Mexican Frenchmug.