The duty of a male when the girl he likes decides to date a man of lesser qualities / virtues / value
"She evidently likes the douche with the receding hairline...It's time to get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-worker."
by Wallace Carlos September 22, 2009
Get the get-out-of-the-way-and-let-her-fuck-the-construction-workermug. A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.
by Elburno January 27, 2008
Get the You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritosmug. A phrase used when somebody is abusing something that they own/have access to. Usually something that they have paid good money for.
Guy 1: "My laptop isn't working again."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
Guy 2: "Stop filling it with crap, then. You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick her, would you."
by MichaelToTheJ March 30, 2011
Get the You wouldn't buy a hooker just to kick hermug. I know that your wife but I gotta clap her cheeks for national thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day.
by Sleezy Breezy June 26, 2019
Get the National thats your wife but I’m fuckin her daymug. Yes don't believe her, especially if her name is Stacy. If she seems to be a little too happy after her 3 day "business trip" while blubbering away nonsense when you ask her about details that might be a red flag.
Jane, why is my girl so happy after her business trip, do girls love working hard that much? Well if the "business trip" gave
her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(
So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.
her the right kind of hard work then yes, some girls enjoy it. ;-(
So again if she says she went on a business trip don't believe her unless she feels miserable afterwards and talks about her awful business trip.
by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019
Get the if she says she went on a business trip don't believe hermug. did you hear that song "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers?" ; KillWhitneyDead is the best band ever!
by Princess Peach ™ February 7, 2008
Get the I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackersmug. How much does your mom weigh? Um 300 pounds. Shit! Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring her! Dora can’t navigate around her. Dora explores anything!
by B-rizzle June 27, 2019
Get the Yo momma's so fat that even Dora will have trouble exploring hermug.