Ghetto Jesus

Jesus in ghetto

yo dem white boys be callin da head honcho geezus? man foget them crackas it all be said ''hey-zoos''

Ex. 2
Jose = ''ho-zay''
Jesus= ''hay-zoos''

by Eric December 10, 2003

Ghetto News Flash!!!

Text messages for breaking news in a dramatic fashion, connecting friends that may have not witnessed an event or outrages act amongst friends with only 10% of it being fact... keke

For instant the true story- Captain, got his first job interview of the year, it only took 6 months to get, but during the drug test he ran out because he knew he wouldn't pass...

Now the Ghetto News Flash!!! verison of the event... Ghetto News Flash!!! Captain just took his drug test, used his girls pee, and when he got the results he find out that his girl was 3 weeks pregnant... TSH... Oh and he didn't get the job... keke

by Bealuv, Captain July 1, 2009

Ghetto escape room

An escape room for broke people.

I put a Rubik's cube in that old refrigerator box. There's your ghetto escape room

by Sparty911 May 1, 2019

ghetto year book

bunch of papers put together for an end of the year book. made for friends to sign. Substitute for a real year book.

when you don't have a year book for school you make your own fake or "ghetto year book."

"hey, can you come sign my ghetto year book?"

by Kathy224ever June 14, 2009

Ghetto Cappachino

This is real fun! First you pour coffee into a womans pussy. Then u take a shit inside of her pussy to add that "chocolate" flavor. Then you jack off in her pussy to give it that "creamy" look. Finally you stir it up and drink it all up. YUM YUM

Ethan: DOOD im so bored with my girlfriend.

Sam: Then why don't u just give her a ghetto cappachino?

Ethan: Aight, sounds fun

by Anton the Impaler April 2, 2007

Ghetto Posh Wank

To masturbate wearing an opened plastic sandwich bag instead of condom. Hence, no messy clean up and less expensive especially with coupons and sales.

Money is tight right now so I had to ghetto posh wank instead of buying condoms.

by Jack off 24 January 5, 2010

ghetto-pop

when you go to hug someone, but you punch them in the face instead

"Hey girl, come give me a hug"

BAM! Bitch got punched!

by Laura Burns March 20, 2004