fucking cancer

absolute worst type of fucking aids and cancer squared

"this class is fucking cancer"

by dankgod69 June 29, 2016

shoe fucking

When you put your cockhead in the toe of your girlfriends shoe, hook the heel behind your ballsack and slide or fuck the shoe.

My girlfriend wears a size 8 1/2 shoe. It's a perfect fit for shoe fucking.

by WIII February 15, 2017

Buddy Fucked

To get screwed out of something, to lose an object or for your friends to drink the last beer. Or when something blatenly goes wrong in a non tragic way.

"Crystal buddy fucked me when she drank the last of my captain and coke!"

by jasgoddess March 13, 2010

No fucks to give

When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.

if you think i care well there are no fucks to give.

by No fucks January 28, 2016

fuck chuck

A pearly-white intimacy lotion often liberally supplied to the uppermost regions of ladies in German arthouse films. It remains stored in the nutsack until required by the upright expulsion medium, known as the knob.

Miffy: "Oh Constance, the whole town is saying I trysted with Lord Whitesonly. But we have never been anything other than completely discreet.""
Constance: "Sadly, m'lady, that's less than true. For it has to be said the strings of fuck chuck adorning m'lady's chinular region have been swaying in the breeze for all and yonder to admire for twainscore and an eternity."

by Mr Marky January 30, 2008

head-fucking

When you actively thrust your penis into your partner's head while receiving a blowjob. If you go too deep, it can trigger a gag reflex.

"She went down on me last night, but I got a little too excited while head-fucking her and she gagged."

by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015

fuck politeness

A Murderino life motto to remain Sexy and not get murdered. Not to be confused with being rude; more like, don't try to be so polite you put your ass in a dangerous situation that might get you killed.

You see a man in the middle of a dark desert highway with a flat tire. (No cars for miles) BUT he is wearing a ski mask and waving you down with a big knife in his hand .. fuck politeness , you don't stop.

by Iminacultcallmydad January 6, 2017