Someone in a group on Facebook who just stumbles through the page bumping in to memes but never likes anything, never comments on anything, and never shares anything. It's like they're dead and just wondering around.
1.You guys are all a bunch of Facebook Zombies. 2.How about you Facebook Zombies start participating in here.
by 4nic8er November 2, 2017
Get the Facebook zombiemug. Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.
Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.
Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.
by M00nbaby March 8, 2017
Get the facebook daddymug. when you get several facebook notifications in a short period of time, you get a rush, or a facebook high
"sandy wont get off the comp now cuz shes feeling euphoric from her facebook high. don't worry nick, give her 500 mores hours, shell crash eventually."
by supersoaker29 August 25, 2011
Get the facebook highmug. To describe an absolute beast, that you pull on a challenge night, that you would only have a relationship with via facebook.
by Crazy_Horse January 12, 2009
Get the One for facebookmug. When two or more people in a room try to get on Facebook @ the same time and one person gets on and the other doesn't.
*Class Starts*
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
Me: "Dude! Stop Facebook Jamming me!"
Dude: "Hey man... Don't blame me. Someone's gotta lose."
by NOMnomNOMDie October 15, 2010
Get the Facebook Jammingmug. The phenomenon manifested as the more "friends" that a member of social networks has, the less this person is willing to share of themselves with the "friends" on the network.
"I can't post anything to Facebook anymore because too many people see that stuff!"
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
"Yeah, dude, you're up against the Facebook Paradox with your 10,000 FB-friends."
by Nigel Spellright November 4, 2015
Get the Facebook Paradoxmug. When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.
Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
by aCoope5518 August 1, 2015
Get the Facebook addictionmug.