cheese dick

The person that started this website

Who's the cheese dick that started this stupid website

by fredz July 26, 2006

cheese cake

A reference or slang for pussy.

I want a piece of that cheese cake.

by BuBBa SpaRX January 25, 2005

Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

snatch cheese

The female equivalent of duck butter

Man that girl had such nasty snatch cheese, once I undid her pants I passed out.

by Ricecake March 24, 2005

under cheese

Any random substance that gets trapped in the hair located in between your ass crack and genitals. These substances build up over time and create small yellowish clumps. Hence the name under cheese.

Last night I had a bunch of under cheese so I paid a hooker 25 cents to lick it off.

by Le French Spankier Bastardo May 23, 2006

cheese umbrella

The act of pouring a bucket of puss down on a busy street hitting people with umbrellas.

Shit babe! I got cheese umbrella' today!

by Cheeseumbrellastan May 15, 2016

Dick Cheese

When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.

Kim: “I smell something....weird..”

Bob: “What does it smell like??”

Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”

Bob : “........”

Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*

Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”

Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”

Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”

Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”

Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”

Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”

Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”

Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”

by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018