weed poachers

People asking you who you get your weed from

Random kid-Hey Mathew this is some great weed man who do you get it from?

Mathew- I'm not telling you, you fucking weed poachers!!

by DaChubKing February 21, 2014

funny weed day

A national holiday celebrated on the 21st of April when Jason takes weed on random vc and gets high because funni

"haha funny weed day"
"maybe i'll get high for the vc"
"damn"

by beyondRussian April 06, 2022

Weed-Rich

Noun. How you feel when you leave with a fresh bag of weed. Rich- as in have an abundance of.
When you’re weed rich you don’t feel the need to conserve or pinch and may be more generous than usual.

Hey man, let’s roll a blunt, I’m weed-rich.

by Lizjunbrit June 29, 2019

evil pumpkin (weed)

The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.

Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)

by jameyboah November 14, 2022

shank n weed

A term used when a searching a black person, while searching you must plant a Knife and a weed in their pockets.

I got me shank n weed la.

Oh shit man, that cop took me shank n weed fam.

by Jv303 November 23, 2016

Weed🍃

it’s a drug that make you feel calm and relaxed 🍃

Weed🍃 makes me feel so relaxed

by staciegetshigh🍃 October 28, 2023

Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed

why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.

by TehPwn3r November 29, 2024