July

The best fuckin month.

The apex of the break, not to mention summer.

Ignorant fool: "July fuckin sucks."

Intellectual: *aggressive curb-stomping*

by 1# July fan March 31, 2022

July 22

If your born on July 22 your bad ass bitch who is sweet and popular

Friend:when’s you birthday

You:July 22
Can we be besties

by Dayz of the weak October 6, 2021

July 27th

Landon's birthday

On his birthday he must be worshipped if no your death will be inevitable

Hank: Hey you know it's July 27th
Jerry: ya well Landon is dumb
Hank: oh you should have not said that

Death : you are coming with me Jerry you have failed to understand July 27th

by Need answers June 23, 2022

July 12

July 12 is a day you can kick people who’s name starts with k and ends in e

Todays July 12
What’s does that mean
You can kick any who’s name starts with k and ends in e

by h00ker July 11, 2021

Sneaky Julie

A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.

Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.

by The Zurnich July 26, 2023

july 13

national tiddy pic day
a day to send ur bsf a pic of ur boobies :D

bsf: hey it’s july 13 where’s my pic

by uhhh :o July 12, 2022

July 9th 2009

national sugar daddy day

“It’s July 9th 2009! Better go get your sugar daddy”

by Pussytightpussycleanpuddyfresh August 30, 2022