trigger buddy

Friends that spend too much time together and are pretty sure fingering each other's assholes

Joe and john both have a trigger buddy

by S.Dotkajfjsjsjsiei June 29, 2017

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Face Buddy

A person who looks like you, whom a mutual friend or acquaintance has photographed or tagged on social media. Or mentioned. Or put you in contact with. Whatever. You then confirm the verisimilitudinousness and end up being buddies. What could be easier, or freakier?

S: The pool attendant at my gym looks SOOOOOO much like you. I want to take his picture.

H: You should. I'd like to have him as my Face Buddy.

by Zoboomafoobar May 8, 2013

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Buddy Dysmorphia

when you can't tell if someone is actually your friend

I don't know if he genuinely likes me or if he's just using me to further his career. I think I have buddy dysmorphia.

by four leaf blower February 18, 2022

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Fuck buddie

A relationship only built around sex, and conversations and spending time together are a no no

Dude1:Why does that girl only come over to have sex?
Dude2: cause shes just a fuck buddie, i honestly forgot what her name is but her ass fat

by Imtheshxt April 19, 2021

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bounce buddy

A "John" (man who has sex with prostitutes) who regularly has sex with one prostitute in particular. The reason he's called a "bounce buddy" is because the prostitute thinks of him as a buddy who has sex with her (less likely him) and then "bounces" (goes away without saying much)

Crystal the prostitute rostitute: I have a guy/gal who at least once a month pays to have sex with me. Each time after he's had sex with me, he leaves without saying much. He's a bounce buddy.

by Before Watchmen: Nite Owl 1 August 2, 2019

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Buddy Twimp

The gayest gamer and best buddy a buddy could ever have. Is definitely gay and into plantinit. Also deep into dogs like Will buddy says.

Amazing for his ability to enjoy the homophobic lashings of Ecorat and Will buddy.
He loves Will buddy's homo soul.
Buddy twimp is the gayest dude ever.
Damm that buddy twimp is a helluva gamer..Call of Duty beast!!!

by Twimp December 22, 2019

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