Maidenless king

a dude probably a reddit user king of having no hoes/bitches he never spoke to a woman even his own mother doesn't speak to him

hey guys look its the maidenless king point and laugh

by kurčna April 14, 2022

King Spud

Locking ones fists together then proceeding to spud another individual. See Spudding.

I just gave that nerd a king spud.

by Natokartboy November 9, 2003

Saltwater King

sexual term used to describe the preference of local guys who love to "swallow"

Cub is the saltwater king of gm.

by TwizzyMane June 8, 2016

king boxon

One who is king of the boxinians race and rules over them with a cardboard fist

I am the king boxon and I will do anything to help the boxinians

by Kingboxon June 15, 2019

King Louie

The act of jerking off two dudes at once in an over the shoulder motion, similar to an ape walking with its hands above its head

Jessica fucked up her shoulders last night after giving a King Louie to the whole team last night.

by ShopMonkey October 20, 2021

Wasted King

A drink making device cobbled together from different parts, effectively a large blender.

Take a table, and attach a sink garbage disposal to the bottom, and a circular cooler above it. Add a spigot to fill cups, and a tube to circulate fluid through the disposal. Add lots of ice, large amounts of the preferred powdered drink (like lemonade) and several handles of usually cheap vodka. Allow it to run until the mixture reaches the consistency of an incredibly alcoholic slushy, and enjoy carefully.

"Dude, what happened?"

"Had three cups from the Wasted King man, I was gone."

by deletedexe January 14, 2023

Bucket King

A player, a guy who gets all the girls

Man James is a real bucket King. Stacy, Nira, and Kirstie all slept with him just last night!

by Fnbialc May 26, 2015