Chris has Chlamydia

You know it, i know it, lets stop beating around the bush here... Chris has Chlamydia.

Ditmar: ...then he said the n-word for the 10th time in one day.
Jake: what do you expect from someone with Chlamydia?

Ditmar: yeah Chris has Chlamydia

by Orrajt hafna May 13, 2020

Doing a Chris Brown

A verbal word that describes as breaching a fully paid contract, or ditch a paid event using a flimsy to pathetic excuse.
Name came from Chris Brown's excuse when he failed to appear on a concert paid in full by a religious group in the Philippines, yet appear in a trash concert 2 years later.

Dingo: Look, Mike's Doing a Chris Brown again.
Nina: Not again. He done it before with our sponsor, now he's at it again.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 11, 2018

King Chris Maguire

Sunderland’s Biggest shagger and the biggest shithouse in the EFL. Scores fucking bangers for fun aswell

Fucking hell I wish we had signed King Chris Maguire

by PedoPeter May 19, 2019

Chris "Buddy" Prendergast

A person of hight society, looks down on fellow peers because of the sheer dominance he has because of his cloudage. If you see one in the wild refer to them as "Puff Daddy"

Yo, have you seen Buddy over there he's blowing some huge clouds. I wish I was him.Chris "Buddy" Prendergast is a amazing creature.

by Big Mac10 December 6, 2021

chris jamal evans

christopher jamal evans
A 6’0 lightskin (white passing) man with a buzz cut, gold chain and white t shirt.
Fine as hell 😩

oh? chris jamal evans?

that's a black king right there.

by cevans fan April 7, 2022

Chris enjoys cocks

When you call a resident and the owners chris and joy cox record the answering machine message drunk and it comes out as chris enjoys cocks.

Its chris enjoys cocks so leave your message

by Tafukk November 11, 2021

Chris Cringle Cooked

When you get so fried off the ganja weed that you age 45 years and become the man whom delivers the presents to the children. You grow a beard of kush and fly away off a cloud off cannabis gas.

I got so chris cringle cooked last night that when I woke up, I had a full white beard and had to shave it off!

by Kloppersfloppers April 1, 2019