Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?
Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.
Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?
Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.
Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?
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by I, Wreckerrr July 10, 2021
Get the duty is your shadow mug.1. An expression used when a friend, enemy, or otherwise annoying person is complaining about something terribly unimportant, asinine, or infantile.
2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)
3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
2. A phrase used in place of the popular expression "Burn!" made famous by That 70's Show. (Used mostly when the burnee can't take a joke and they're visibly upset. Much more enjoyable to say if they're offended. This saying is often situational.)
3. An expression used anytime you yourself outdoes someone else- i.e., video games, sports, living, etc.
Them: "Fuck! Fuck! I broke my shoelace! and to top it off, man, I got mud on my pants!! (continues complaining)
You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"
or
Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."
You: I always knew you liked dudes,
Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!
You: Tell your mom!
or
You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"
You: "And you think I care?" "If you want sympathy tell your mom!"
or
Them: "Dude, I just totally balled that guy on the court."
You: I always knew you liked dudes,
Them: Fuck you, man! I'm not gay!
You: Tell your mom!
or
You: "Oh my God, did you just see that!?" "Tell your mom!"
by distraction_camp July 20, 2009
Get the Tell Your Mom! mug."Suck your mum" is a term used to offend others. It originated in London and is widely used throughout all of Britain.
Roadman 1: Oi you likkle pussio, I heard you man been chatting shit
RoadBoy 1: Suck your mum bruv. I ain't no pussio to chat like that. If you gwarn start beef then lets do it.
PROCEED TO FIGHT..
RoadBoy 1: Suck your mum bruv. I ain't no pussio to chat like that. If you gwarn start beef then lets do it.
PROCEED TO FIGHT..
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(510) chris, u gotta stop slurring your texts.
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