Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service

I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.

by Chargingsugar October 3, 2014

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ward wood

Protects the boner that happens in the morning

Thomas is the ward wood

by Critius January 11, 2018

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The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.

Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

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Nate Wood

A Great man with a long dong shlong

Bro theres Nate Woods after you

by Yo Mumzy November 22, 2021

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Wood block

It is when you’re friend is in a long distance relationship or a relationship which has ran out of gas and they refuse to give up; as if their trying to get wood from a dead tree.

My friend is trying to wood block himself at every encounter now. It’s utterly horrendous, they need to end it.

by Thermoraptor May 6, 2022

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